Senior Analyst, Paul Feather arrived for his final day at the office this morning only to find that his desk had been hijacked in the ultimate office prank. Having played many a practical joke in his time here at WMG, we thought it was high time that we returned the favour for the Feath.
A Fitting Goodbye for the Office Prankster
Resembling a cross between a low-budget circus tent and an ageing rock star’s dressing room, Feather’s desk was appropriately attired in tinfoil, balloons, beer and all manner of “accessories”. All in all the covert operation took around 3 hours to complete and came at the cost of many a false nail. Apart from being a major fire code violation, we think we pulled off a Paul-worthy prank.
Due to leave for retirement at the grand old age of 38, Paul Feather is likely to put his prankster days behind him, swapping his practical jokes for a pair of slippers and a pipe perhaps. Or not? Who knows?
Whatever he does, we wish him all the best in his endeavours and urge him to err on the side of caution next time he thinks it would be funny to turn the thermostat up to 40 degrees in the middle of summer, unplug the phones or leave a fake dog poo at the bottom of some unwitting victim’s tea...
In all seriousness, Paul has been an “integral cog in the WebMarketing Group machine” (source may be unreliable) over the past 4 years and we don’t know what we are going to do without the man behind the sunglasses.
Farewell Feath!
It’s been real. It’s been nice. But it ain’t been real nice.
Love the WMG Crew
xxx